oh man,

i need to come up with more of these !


when it's raining,it's like the clouds are pissing on us.
you know how people sit in a chair backwards...why not toilets?
sometimes i wonder if when a volcano errupts...its like it has flatulance.
i hate birds.
don't throw rocks at people...why the hell would you do that anyways?
bubbles are the most bipolar thing in this entire world...one minute they're up the next minute they're down.
You know when you have a dream within a dream...that's trippy
penguins can't fly, I suggest we attach 200 balloons to it so it knows what it's missing
I want a tee shirt, made of t's
A E I O U and sometime Y because he doen't like to hang out with those fuckers all the time


oh yes, that's what happens when i just sit in my bed and write anything and everything that pops into my head.

sometimes its good to be me.